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| "The morning after his nephew's party, Uncle Dale stumbled into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and discovered he was the victim of a drunk drawing incident." |
I anxiously await your witty captions and retorts in the comments section.
Buried lede is the icing on the cake [Creepy]
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Pennywise's "slow" cousin... Knickledumb
@MadManBailey: Haha! I believe his business cards contain the phrase, "From the Mind of Stephen King..."
Also, I have evidence that Mr. Rogers is possessed by an evil clown as shown here.
@VoteElGavino: You haven't seen his girlfriend yet. I hear they have a itty bitty clown suit for little Dale when they are honkin' the bobo late at night.
"How do you kill a clown who has big floppy shoes?
With a big floppy sack of door knobs."
"I hate clowns. But have you ever noticed that clowns make the funniest faces when you taser them in their crotches?"
I thought it would be funny to rip a loud fart, but, uh-oh, oh, crap!
@ billy pilgrim: Isn't it more like, "Fuck me, I need another shot of heroin!"?
@ Thomas: talk about honkin' the bobo.
Hey man,
Not sure if you remember me but I used to write a blog that you seemed to enjoy. Due to how busy my schedule is, I'm unable to keep the blog going. However I have (finally) signed up for Twitter so you can find small slices of Sully wisdom from time to time on there. My tag is @ThatSullyGuy
-Sully
@ThatSullyGuy Gee, I was wondering what happened to ya. It's a good thing I didn't hold my breath, or I'd be a goner.
p.s. I don't wanna hear anymore excuses why you aren't active on the interNUTZ ever again. Are we crystal?
"He promised he wouldn't put that giant shoe up my colon."
I saw this guy do a trick on "America's Got No Talent Whatsoever" and he did this trick where he cut off his junk with a spork and stuffed a living cockatoo between his legs. That pic was taken after the cockatoo suddenly flapped it's wings and took off with Clowny and away they went, never to be seen again except, occasionally, on Sunday morning church shows.
it's true
@ALollipopWorld They always use that trick when you are least suspecting it.
@7masterheathen And this is how the term "honkin' the bobo" came to be.
@7masterheathen And thank Gawd it was a living cockatoo he stuffed between his legs. Because if it was a dead one, that just would have been too weird.
Was he arrested for stealing Ronald MacDonald's hairpiece? Just wondering?
@ THE SNEE: I think he was arrested for hiding in the ball pit at a PlayPlace and trying to touch kids inappropriately while impersonating Ronald McDonald.
Little known fact, Tammy Faye Bakker rose from the dead after three days too.
@EricBrooksCom Was this before or after she touched kids inappropriately?
@ Bodacious Boomer It sounds like you have some experience in the matter. From what I gather, clowns never turn their backs to a Texan - because they're even creepier.
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