Get Yourself Some Baggies!

Procrasturbating? I know I am.
With spring right around the corner I think many of us have the spring fever, and that's the causation of procrasturbation.

So fap away freaks.

Here's a random funny video to stroke your funny boner to. It's right up there with Picnic Face and their hilarious commercial spoof "Harness the Power of 400 Babies"!

Visit: Mediocre Films

Even though it seems like Baggies demographic is crack dealers and methamphetamine pushers. Let's focus on how Baggies could be useful for other illegal substances, such as marijuana. All this product needs is a stoner celebrity endorsement.

Possible selections could include:

John Dolmayan - drummer for alt-metal group System of a Down, who just purchased a rare copy of the first comic book featuring Superman for $317,200.00! Man, he musta been rrrrrrrreeeaaally HIGH.



Snoop Dogg - a professional champion pot smoker. A pot smoker that every other pot smoking cheeba-head strives to be like. Snoop's at the pinnacle of firing up the ol' skizzzunk. Snoop Dogg smokes pot like a kiln, like our hippie parents used to. With all probability, his only rival is an old woman with glaucoma.



Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong - psychedelic bud brothers who starred in such movies as Nice Dreams. They were sucking down bong hits and were burnouts long before you were a gleam in your daddy's eye. They are the reason for a revival of the munchies, blood-shot eyes, cotton-mouth, late night insomnia and a stand-by for the cancellation of Dave Chappelle's show (see below).



Dave Chappelle - comedian, film roles, t.v. show. Does Dave smoke pot? Of course, how else would he think of all that funny stuff. THC still means, "The Heavenly Chappelle" in most stoner circles.



Harold & Kumar - another odd couple in a pothead cult flick. How many stoners do you know that constantly quote Harold & Kumar movies? Too many to count, that's how god-damn many.



James Franco and Seth Grogan in Pineapple Express - seriously, this kind of movie stopped being funny about the time Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle was released. If you liked this flick (I haven't even ventured to see it), and it made you want to go to the drive-in and Hotbox the car up when ya saw it.. well then you're a freak show. People stare at your scary hair, they gawk at the way you walk, they squawk 'bout the way you talk. Normal folk think you're just a joke. How dare you to share the air the public has to breathe. And those are the usual responses I get when I'm out in public.



Arnold Schwarzenegger - Schwarzenegger told British GQ that he had never done drugs, and they called him out on the scene in 1977’s Pumping Iron documentary where he was smoking a joint. The cuddly Nazi responded, “That is not a drug. It’s a leaf… My drug was pumping iron, trust me.” He's still probably floating all willy nilly-like in sparkly cerebral dreamland with unicorns, Care Bears and shimmering Sargent Shrivers to this day..why else would you go into politics?



Barack Obama - the country's top dawg even dabbled a bit. Oh yeah, that's cool and all. Only once again, it's made this guy: someone who's smoked some ganja decide to want to be a politician. Who says pot makes you all lethargic and unmotivated? How has beer ever affected someone's mind that insidiously? Beer is just a little bit better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck, and because beer didn’t smoke pot and snort cocaine.




Damn stoners. I envy people who drink - at least they know what or whom to blame everything on. And half of the world's population of drunks read my blog. So guess who's to blame? I think I'll go smoke a fatty now.