It's time for us to clean up our act. A time for going Green. A time for picking up trash around yourself and not throwing it out the window on the freeway, pinheads. A time for calling out sick at work and reducing our carbon footprints. That's just what I did. I called up work this morning and told them I wouldn't be coming in today. And if they didn't like it...well then I'd be leaving a carbon footprint in their ass.
The bleeding, the sick, the elderly, and the infirm can walk to a hospital for all I care at this moment in time. That's right. No ambulance rides for YOU today! Get ill, have a heart attack, or injure yourself some other day, moron. Don't you know it's Earth Day?
I want everyone to know, Krapsody is environmentally conscious. After all this blog isn't printed on paper..AND I drink only earth-temperature water (preferably polluted, so I can do my part in filtering the many toxins man has dumped into the environment).
This might explain why I have a large growth on my neck that glows in the dark. Hmm, maybe I ought to get that checked out..
Anyway. So in honor of Earth Day I have done something M0AR meaningful than participating in some run-of-the-mill BORING Earth Day event at a park or civic center, that in reality, just creates more trash and pollution.
I have created my very own motivational posters for you to pass on and get people motivated...or aroused..or perhaps a bit pissed off. Controversy is my middle name. Whatever works to spread the word!
Well. That's it for now folks. Tell me which ones are your favorites by leaving me a comment. Maybe the Earth Day Network or perhaps even the Green Party will use one someday. If you're feeling up to it, print one out and use it as a bumper sticker on your Hummer...what?? A guy can dream can't he?!
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Listening to: The Pretenders - My City Was Gone
via FoxyTunes
10 Comments:
Ha ha, static, stop making me laugh so hard, these serious fits of giggles are really starting to hurt, lol. I can't say which photo I like best, all of them are a hoot. My God, I swear, the things you say...sure as hell hope all of this laughter I'm going through doesn't cause me a busted rib or two. Whew...I need a breather, lol.
They are all worthy of one of them krapsody dead clown awards my good man. Great stuff!
lol awesome!!
I think the third one is a perfect poster for the Green Party. That is their mission statement I think.
@ Misstfied - Step one: breathe
Step two: beware the fine print articles for they are dipped in anthrax
@ Skrib - I'm delighted you remember the 'Dead Clown Awards' I created from all those ages ago on them thar intarweb forums. It inspires me to bring them back from the dead. Thanks!
@ Gboo - Of course. I created it. Isn't it an awesome pile of krap?
@ Wookie - No, the Green Party hasn't paid up for their last ad campaign I created for them. They will not get their hooks onto these posters unless I get payment in the amount of $5 immediately.
@ Kelley - Thanks and feel free to use them, you may have the entire series for FI DOLLA...me sucky long time.
@ Threio - You should see the size of my carbon footprint. It's HUGE..at least a size 13 I think.
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