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Lonely Butcher Needs Fresh Meat
Hi there! Eddie Durvel here! Resident Axe Murderer!
I'm looking for a lady who likes long walks in the country
Someone shy who maybe doesn't have any friends or family
Likes to hang out in deserted heavy industry warehouses.
Not sporty or into self defence. Likes to give in easily.
Preferably Non-Smoker!
I like long walks and digging.
And of course my large collection of
vicious looking very shiny axes!
Contact me by email
And then wipe all trace of it off your computer
Hope to hear from you soon.
2 Comments:
Now if he could just get himself on Death Row he'd have scores of women writing to him and asking for dates.
Nothing like organization when you are preparing to become infamous.
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