It's after my willie! Oh noes! Please don't eat my willie, Shark-Cat! I promise to be extra good this Christmas and not take any unnecessary poops in the ocean.
@ Gorilla B: I would, only I don't think my butt is all that itchy really. It helps that I bathe on a regular basis. Something which gorillas are unfamiliar with, I assume? If you'd like to come over, I have a toilet you could wash your face in. Mi casa (caca) y su casa (caca)!
@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Oh don't be silly! The Cat-Shark is NOT lured by a cocktail weenie. If we were fishing for catfish then maybe so. Catfish love worms. As the case may be, your right buttock would be a more satisfying meal for this terrifying sea creature don't you think? I thought you knew this as I'm dangling you over the side of the boat and all. That's how I got the only known picture of the Cat-Shark!
@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Well, actually, that was my idea. And I really should have thought it through further. Tigers are much smarter than I originally believed.
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All teeth and no jaw power. If your butt feels itchy you could ask him to bite it.
It's after my willie! Oh noes! Please don't eat my willie, Shark-Cat! I promise to be extra good this Christmas and not take any unnecessary poops in the ocean.
@ Gorilla B: I would, only I don't think my butt is all that itchy really. It helps that I bathe on a regular basis. Something which gorillas are unfamiliar with, I assume? If you'd like to come over, I have a toilet you could wash your face in. Mi casa (caca) y su casa (caca)!
@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Oh don't be silly! The Cat-Shark is NOT lured by a cocktail weenie. If we were fishing for catfish then maybe so. Catfish love worms. As the case may be, your right buttock would be a more satisfying meal for this terrifying sea creature don't you think? I thought you knew this as I'm dangling you over the side of the boat and all. That's how I got the only known picture of the Cat-Shark!
p.s. Happy Thanksgiving!
Lol... Happy Thanksgiving... and glad I could help by being Shark-Cat bait. It's always been my dream.
@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Just like it was your dream to be tiger bait at the zoo on Halloween?
Why shore!
@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Well, actually, that was my idea. And I really should have thought it through further. Tigers are much smarter than I originally believed.
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