When Sailing The Sea Of Memes, Beware of Shark-Cat

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Da dum. Da dum. Da dum dum dum dum dum dum dum! Oh noes, cat-shark..shark-cat!! iz gunna git meeee!!1

9 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said... 1

All teeth and no jaw power. If your butt feels itchy you could ask him to bite it.

Kelly said... 2

It's after my willie! Oh noes! Please don't eat my willie, Shark-Cat! I promise to be extra good this Christmas and not take any unnecessary poops in the ocean.

Static said... 3

@ Gorilla B: I would, only I don't think my butt is all that itchy really. It helps that I bathe on a regular basis. Something which gorillas are unfamiliar with, I assume? If you'd like to come over, I have a toilet you could wash your face in. Mi casa (caca) y su casa (caca)!

Static said... 4

@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Oh don't be silly! The Cat-Shark is NOT lured by a cocktail weenie. If we were fishing for catfish then maybe so. Catfish love worms. As the case may be, your right buttock would be a more satisfying meal for this terrifying sea creature don't you think? I thought you knew this as I'm dangling you over the side of the boat and all. That's how I got the only known picture of the Cat-Shark!

Static said... 5

p.s. Happy Thanksgiving!

Kelly said... 6

Lol... Happy Thanksgiving... and glad I could help by being Shark-Cat bait. It's always been my dream.

Static said... 7

@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Just like it was your dream to be tiger bait at the zoo on Halloween?

Kelly said... 8

Why shore!

Static said... 9

@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Well, actually, that was my idea. And I really should have thought it through further. Tigers are much smarter than I originally believed.

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