In this hilarious parody Goldman Sachs CEO and Chairman Lloyd Blankfein joins the Occupy Wall Street movement and surprisingly he doesn't get pepper sprayed.
Some highlights:
* 0:37 Sifting through his wallet, not-Blankenfein exclaims, "I plan to stay down here for as long as I can with what I have on me. Let's see, that's two hundred...three hundred...four hundred thousand dollars. That should last, what? About a week?"
* 1:12 "I've done a lot of terrible things, but I've never hunted a homeless man for sport. Can Richard Branson say that?"
* 1:41 "Goldman Sachs is not Satan, but we do manage the majority of his offshore assets."
Credit: Rusty Ward (LINK)
6 Comments:
I've done a lot of terrible things, but I've never hunted a homeless man for sport.
You say that like it is a bad thing....It provides good exercise for the homeless, some of them lead quite dull lives and if done in winter helps keep them warm....
@ BlackLOG - Two things: first it was not-Blankfein who said that, not me. And second, I couldn't agree with you MORE! As a matter of fact, I'm going to chase some homeless persons around today with a chainsaw just to get their blood flowing! And I mean that literally in both cases! a) I will chase them and get their hearts pumping with fear and physical exertion, and b) When I catch them I will turn them into dog meat for your next safari trip!
p.s. for the intellectually and humor challenged: I'm kidding.
haha! "I think it has something to do with me quitting smoking" Love it and see ya in hell buddy!!!!
@ Steve: not if I see you there first. 8D *starts up chainsaw*
Ever since I joined The Hunt Down a Homeless Person Club, I've lost ten pounds. Luckily, Ben Benarke had also joined the club and really offered me the encouragement I needed.
That was a swell video, Static. And that Goldman Sachs dude really has a heart of gold. I hope the OWS people, you know, the little people, really appreciate his efforts and the efforts of all the 1% wealthy elite that want to give a hand(job) for the measly 99% of the rest of us.
@7masterheathen Ben Bernanke is offering moderately expensive handjobs under the table. He's donating 1% of his earnings to help balance the budget. But I'm guessing you already knew that.
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