@MadManBailey: There you go with the crazy theme again. But that is inaccurate. Godfather's features CHEESESTICKS, not Crazy Bread (which is a Little Caesars product). Godfather's also features cinnamon monkeylove bread, hot buttered muffins, and glazed buns; courtesy of Cain's dedication to spreading his intimate knowledge of all things meaty, cheesy, creamy and batter dipped under the auspices of grubbery and nourishment.
Yanno... that almost sounded appetizing until I realized "meaty, cheesy, creamy and batter" had nothing to do with Herman Cain's pizza deal. I almost stopped masturbating to this.
@ BlackLOG: Whomever may have had the unfortunate experience of being sexually harassed or assaulted with, or by a pizza probably has bigger problems than this website, and is in therapy most likely for the rest of their lives. Here's to a speedy recovery!
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I heard it also comes with an order of crazy bread!!!!
@MadManBailey: There you go with the crazy theme again. But that is inaccurate. Godfather's features CHEESESTICKS, not Crazy Bread (which is a Little Caesars product). Godfather's also features cinnamon monkeylove bread, hot buttered muffins, and glazed buns; courtesy of Cain's dedication to spreading his intimate knowledge of all things meaty, cheesy, creamy and batter dipped under the auspices of grubbery and nourishment.
Yanno... that almost sounded appetizing until I realized "meaty, cheesy, creamy and batter" had nothing to do with Herman Cain's pizza deal. I almost stopped masturbating to this.
That offer is all very well but a bit insensitive for anyone who has been sexually harassed with (or even by) a Pizza....
@ Eric: lol. Well, ya know almost anything can sound good depending upon how it's worded.
@ BlackLOG: Whomever may have had the unfortunate experience of being sexually harassed or assaulted with, or by a pizza probably has bigger problems than this website, and is in therapy most likely for the rest of their lives. Here's to a speedy recovery!
Da bitch said she wanted a job, didn't she?
@ Herman Cain: Did she at least get a free pizza out of the deal?
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