Herman Cain's Revised 999 Plan

herman cain 999 plan



8 Comments:

Steve Bailey said... 1

I heard it also comes with an order of crazy bread!!!!

Static said... 2

@MadManBailey: There you go with the crazy theme again. But that is inaccurate. Godfather's features CHEESESTICKS, not Crazy Bread (which is a Little Caesars product). Godfather's also features cinnamon monkeylove bread, hot buttered muffins, and glazed buns; courtesy of Cain's dedication to spreading his intimate knowledge of all things meaty, cheesy, creamy and batter dipped under the auspices of grubbery and nourishment.

Eric Brooks said... 3

Yanno... that almost sounded appetizing until I realized "meaty, cheesy, creamy and batter" had nothing to do with Herman Cain's pizza deal. I almost stopped masturbating to this.

BlackLOG said... 4

That offer is all very well but a bit insensitive for anyone who has been sexually harassed with (or even by) a Pizza....

Static said... 5

@ Eric: lol. Well, ya know almost anything can sound good depending upon how it's worded.

Static said... 6

@ BlackLOG: Whomever may have had the unfortunate experience of being sexually harassed or assaulted with, or by a pizza probably has bigger problems than this website, and is in therapy most likely for the rest of their lives. Here's to a speedy recovery!

Herman Cain said... 7

Da bitch said she wanted a job, didn't she?

Static said... 8

@ Herman Cain: Did she at least get a free pizza out of the deal?

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