My ex is a bit psycho. They just can't understand why I don't like overprotective and clingy.
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| based on Overly Attached Girlfriend @ Know Your Meme |
#BlasphemyDay
p.s. it's satire. Want to do the world a service? Be tolerant, even of those that are intolerant of you and/or your beliefs. #ToleranceDay
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Dear Jesus,
Can you send me a poster of your good self. And dear Jesus, I shall now prove I'm not a robot. Just a shy, tolerant android....
The eyes of Jesus are burning through my chest and catching e on fire. AHHHH! AAAAAHHH! You bastard~!
You're not showing me any kindness, you freak... you're setting me on fire with the lasers shooting out of your horrid, soul-less eyes of yours. AHHH! I feel teh burn... teh burn.
Please don't put me over the b-b-q like last time, Jesus. That smarted.
AHHHH!!!
Jesus doesn't you; he wants to POSSESS YOU. And yes, by "possess you" I do in fact mean "take over your body and fornicate with teenage girls."
*Jesus doesn't love you;
Wow! I love you all, you bunch of sickos. What would the world be without insanely weird people? Certainly keeps things interesting. It's good for the laffs.
Love,
Jesus™
You are intolerant of intolerance! HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHO I SHOULD AND SHOULD NOT PERSONALLY INSULT BECAUSE I AM INSECURE IN MY POORLY STRUCTURED BELIEF SYSTEM!
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