'Murican Beauty

Live Long and Shake Yo Booty

RIP Leonard Nimoy
03/26/1931 - 02/27/2015

Overly Attached Jesus

My ex is a bit psycho. They just can't understand why I don't like overprotective and clingy.

based on Overly Attached Girlfriend @ Know Your Meme

#BlasphemyDay

p.s. it's satire. Want to do the world a service? Be tolerant, even of those that are intolerant of you and/or your beliefs. #ToleranceDay

Next Time Just Shoot Yourself

Political Suess

What if life in Washington were like a Dr. Seuss book? Don't you wonder what that might be like? I know I do. It's not as far-fetched as you might think.

Yertle the Turtle thinks he is the king of the pond. He brags that he is the biggest, the fastest, and the strongest. All was well until he decided his kingdom was too small. He made each turtle stand on another one’s back. And he piled them all up in a big turtle stack. And underneath Yertle, it's turtles all the way down.

Don't Masturbate To This

Weiner Means Winner in Warlock Speak

Come now, your wiener is not that big.

Thur. June 2, 2011

Weinerville, NY (Krapsody) - Rep. Anthony Weiner is in the hot seat this week over a sexually suggestive photo he allegedly sent to a 21-year old female student in Seattle who is one of his 54,000 followers on Twitter. Weiner has not stated that the crotch in the picture was somebody else’s. So whose could it be? There will be no juvenile dick jokes or double entendres here. Quite frankly, it was mine and here's proof.

Economy So Bad: Ty Pennington To Host New Spin-off Series

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Leave It To Bieber

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Don't Masturbate To This

Messin' with Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson, au naturel.

FLIPPING through the newspapers (bah! Who am I KIDDING? Printed media is dead. It's all electronic media today) - and it's provided me with an opportunity to reflect upon on something I don’t think I've pondered much since I stopped grappling with essay deadlines about the motivation of doomed literary characters

And not too far removed are the motivations of doomed actors. The question that I am pondering now is: Is Mel Gibson stark raving mad?

Mars Rover Returns Photo of Martian Billboard

In response to Comedy Central's billboard guerrilla marketing, the red planet has it's own.










INSTANT UPDATE: Carol Channing volunteers for martian marketing campaign to hit planet earth soon!