All the video needs is Ozzy Osbourne to jump on stage and bite his head off, while Kelly Osbourne deflowers the little git (after all no one should die a virgin)…. and it would be perfect….
Little does his fans know, but this is really how the little prick talks in real life, away from the cameras. Should his balls finally drop, the octave of his voice would be so low that the gates of Hell would open wide, spewing forth the decomposed souls of Amy Winehouse and Pat Robertson (who really died in 1996, his corpse is merely running off of instinct and electrical impulses) as the two who will bring forth the apocalypse.
On a related note, I need to lay off the ganja this early in the evening, the night is still young.
@ freakotard: Yes but how do you feel about your own grooming habits-such as shaving your armpits or legs-and waxing your bewhiskered nipples you hairy primate?
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@ Bieber (banana) beater: Now that's something I'd be willing to pay to see.
All the video needs is Ozzy Osbourne to jump on stage and bite his head off, while Kelly Osbourne deflowers the little git (after all no one should die a virgin)…. and it would be perfect….
@ BlackLOG: I'm confused by something you said, maybe you can clear it up. Did you just call Kelly Osbourne an ape?
How did you get "ape" from
Justin her beaver (or whatever his name is?)
Deflower
Git
and die a virgin?
Have I been accidently writing between the lines again?
@ BlackLOG: I think you may have been writing in between the lines - unless you didn't read Mr. Bananas' comment above, in which case my apologies.
sadly while I learned to write (although some people might find that debatable) I never learnt to read….
@ BlackLOG: So you are under the impression that Kelly Osbourne is an ape?
That's a bit harsh on apes....
@ BlackLOG **cough cough**
And Metallica are doing a cover version of 'Sugar, Sugar' by your all-time favourite (favorite) band, 'The Archies'.....
Little does his fans know, but this is really how the little prick talks in real life, away from the cameras. Should his balls finally drop, the octave of his voice would be so low that the gates of Hell would open wide, spewing forth the decomposed souls of Amy Winehouse and Pat Robertson (who really died in 1996, his corpse is merely running off of instinct and electrical impulses) as the two who will bring forth the apocalypse.
On a related note, I need to lay off the ganja this early in the evening, the night is still young.
@ klahanie: Is it like this? If not, I don't want anything to do with it.
@TehEvilPenguin I like pie.
Whenever I hear or see Justin Bieber, this is what I wish would happen.
@ freakotard: Yes but how do you feel about your own grooming habits-such as shaving your armpits or legs-and waxing your bewhiskered nipples you hairy primate?
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