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That just shows when you get good ratings, you can say anything.

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible.

Nobody respects women more than me.

Women: You have to treat them like s**t.

You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the p**sy. You can do anything.

I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.

I have a great relationship with the blacks.

Look at my African-American over here!

Believe you me, I will be the greatest jobs president ever!

It's freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!

The concept of global warming was created by the Chinese people.

Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?

I love Hispanics!

Some Mexicans, I assume, are good people.

I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.

We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.

We can never fix a rigged system. The economy is rigged.

My Twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.

We're going to win at space.

The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.

I'm a stable genius.


I would give myself an A+.

I'm also honored to have the greatest temperament that anybody has.

And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be? They're morons.

McCain's not a war hero. He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured.

I love babies. Actually, I was only kidding. You can get that baby out of here. Don’t worry. I think she really believed me that I love having a baby crying while I’m speaking. That’s OK. People don’t understand. That’s OK.

There may be somebody with tomatoes in the audience. If you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. OK? Just knock the hell—I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees.



*actual Trump quotes