KKK Endorses Obama

Just came across this one on the Daily Squib, found it uber funny and had to share it.

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Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama
February 7th, 2008
by James R. Crowe

KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton."

White Christian Supremacist group the Ku Klux Klan has endorsed Barack Obama to be the next President of the United States of America.

Speaking from his Kentucky office in Dawson Springs, the Imperial Wizard exclaimed that anything or anyone is better than having that "crazy ass bitch" as President.

This is the first time in Klan history that any member of the KKK has ever publicly supported an African American candidate for the presidency.

KKK lodges all over America have been gathering and holding rallies supporting the black presidential candidate.


KKK members in Tennessee rally against Hillary Clinton and support Barack Obama

Grand Turk Cletus Monroe has also been very vocal about the election and has donated thousands of dollars to Obama's election fund.

"The boy's gonna do it. My Klan group has donated up to $250,000 to the Obama fund. Anything is better than Hillary Clinton. Hell I'll even adopt a black kid from Africa before I vote for Hillary."

"A few years back we were lynching negroes. Now we're gonna vote for one to be president of the US of motherfu**ing A, damn it! Anyone or anything is better than Hillary Clinton - anything!!"

Placards for Barack Obama have been put up around the Klan's Headquarters and the KKK have announced a television ad campaign to support the African American candidate.

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The Columbus Dispatch - Feb 21 1:16 AM
A 77-year-old man in Des Moines, Iowa, who was trying to unclog his septic tank on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, lost his balance and fell in -- headfirst with his legs sticking up. He remained in that position for about an hour until his wife saw him and called for help.

That almost beats his recent attempts to unclog his toilet on the morning of New Years Day, and fell in head first with his legs sticking up. He's remained in that position until his next embarrassing predicament.

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