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The Sixth Dimension, The Invention of Cheese and the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

One of the more humorous things I find in life is people who claim to be "in the know" of things. Nothing says pretentious more than someone who acts like an expert on any given subject, especially on the internet.

It's not only pretentious. It's annoying. Anyone with a computer can incessantly ramble on about their beliefs and publish it nowadays (just look at me).

There are plenty of reasons why someone could be considered a professional in their field. But when that field is so unfounded and mysterious such as the paranormal or metaphysical - whether science may offer an explanation or not - is ridiculous.

Extraordinary claims! Astounding insights! I wanna see some ectoplasmic vomit then I'll truly believe.

Take for example this bloggers description of the sixth dimension.

Now, I'm sure there likely is a series of dimensions beyond our human comprehension and understanding. That being said, I don't think anyone's claims could be necessarily be construed for fact or truth. The mysterious universe is probably just that and to think that we might have all the answers is ludicrous.

I'm not saying that I don't believe that these things are possible. Our thoughts have a way of manifesting themselves into our physical realm. For instance, great inventions like electricity, the automobile, and cheese would not have been possible if someone hadn't thought to themselves, 'Why that's a great idea!'

The main point here is think it, believe it and it will happen. Maybe.

Everyone of course is entitled to their own brand of bigotry. We're all bigots to some extent about something. Regardless if that's right or if we agree with that or not.

So just because the religious norm in western culture and the mainstream beliefs of it's adherents may have effed up some of our fragile little psyches concerning new age or other mystical spiritual beliefs doesn't mean every person that has religious or spiritual beliefs (or horrors) and publicly expresses them has a screw loose.

But I tend to think anyone who makes claims that they found the truth through pure speculation just might be a total wingnut...especially if they are wearing tinfoil on their heads.

Who knows, maybe there is a millionth dimension and our spiritual doubles carry on in everyday life similar to our own, and they believe in Pastafarianism and the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

In closing, the slogan for the sixth dimension should be:

The sixth dimension.
It's cooler than the third dimension. Yeah!
It's like... the third dimension, only different.
It's the third dimension squared!

Talk about a mindfuck, huh?

Cats v. Dogs - I

Even thousands of years after the fact, there are still frequent arguments on cats versus dogs. They range from cruel and ignorant to bizarre and downright hilarious.

Against my better judgment, we now have a new cat (more on this later), and so far no incidents. Other than the usual territorial battles between her and our other cat. I do like cats as much as I do dogs. But the difference between cats and dogs is huge. Are dogs better than cats, or are cats better than dogs?

One picture can say it all.

Check it out.




Cats 1

Dogs 0

pwn3d!

It's Raining Fish, Frogs, Cat, Dogs & Pink Elephants Oh My!

Here's an interesting collection of well known paranormal cases in the states.

UNEXPLAINED AMERICA - UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!

Even though I prefer the really creepy stories about the Mothman or the Jersey Devil, I liked this one in particular: Mysterious Falls from the Sky

It's raining fish & frogs, or cats 'n dogs, oh my!





Apparently it did rain frogs recently in Britain. Or everyone was drunk that day and just thought it was raining frogs. Come to think of it, why doesn't it ever rain pink elephants?

http://www.ufodigest.com/rainingfrogs.html

Dr. Phil Speaks on Spears, OJ and Meteorites

Dr. Phil McGraw responded to rumors Monday that he entered Britney Spears' hospital room at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center uninvited.

In a statement on his website, the talk show host also addressed reports he would dedicate an entire show to Spears' personal dramas.

Dr. Phil's analysis?
"As was widely reported this weekend, at the request of concerned family members, I visited Britney Spears in the hospital. The details of that visit will, of course, remain private," he said in the statement.

Calling Spears' situation "too intense," McGraw added that he was scrapping plans for a special episode of his show devoted to the pop star's troubles.

"We had planned to tape a Dr. Phil Now show today, focusing not on the tabloid side of Britney’s latest problems, but instead on the very serious issues surrounding this case. Clearly, it is not just Britney's family struggling to find a way to protect adult children who cannot be ordered or compelled to seek help."

Added McGraw: "Britney and her family are in our prayers, and we ask that they be in yours."

Britney Spears has also done the impossible since her discharge early Saturday morning from Cedars-Sinai hospital: slipping out of her Beverly Hills home undetected despite the constant vigil of paparazzi and media outside.

And in typical Britney fashion she fled L.A. with a mystery man dubbed her newest beau, Finalpixx photographer Adnan Ghalib, just a few hours after her release, popped into the Daily Grill in Palm Desert around 10 a.m. Sunday. Is the paparazzi photographer setting her up? Maybe. Is she setting him up? Maybe.





But to Dr. Phil and the Krap staff, Adnan kinda does resemble someone else who has been in a bit of trouble lately.






Dr. Phil noted in other news a meteorite was ticketed for landing in a no-parking zone. He plans on intervening, "What was the meter maid thinking, more importantly, what was the meteorite thinking?!", exclaimed Dr. Phil.

Just goes to show you, nothing sedates a soul... or rock, and stifles common sense quite like words of wisdom by Dr. Phil.