Strange Weather Forecast

This one's odd. I'd love to read your captions for this one.
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This strange forecast still photo is showing what appears to be the newscasters giant schlong...

"And a huge cock-front is moving across the midwest today. I think it's best you pack an umbrella."

Breaking News: This just in

The Columbus Dispatch - Feb 21 1:16 AM
A 77-year-old man in Des Moines, Iowa, who was trying to unclog his septic tank on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, lost his balance and fell in -- headfirst with his legs sticking up. He remained in that position for about an hour until his wife saw him and called for help.

That almost beats his recent attempts to unclog his toilet on the morning of New Years Day, and fell in head first with his legs sticking up. He's remained in that position until his next embarrassing predicament.

Do you dress like a douchebag?

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Proof: The Earth is Flat!

An Iraqi "Researcher on Astronomy" and a physicist, Fadhel Al-Sa'd, debates an interviewer on Iraqi television. Is the earth flat? Has this guy ever looked at the Sun or the Moon which are round? Apparently, this is an important question in the Islamic world... or his own tiny little mind. If you listen to the video closely I think you can hear his brain rattling around in his head like a BB in an empty box of cornflakes. I can only hope this is a parody with doctored subtitles.