Wikipedia list of films that most frequently use the word "f**k"

No shit, I mean no phuck! Wikipedia lists hundreds of films that used the word. What movie is at number 1? Why it's called FUCK of course.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_ordered_by_uses_of_the_word_fuck

SPAM and Urinating in a Public Pool

I'm tired of hearing spammer's lame excuses and rationalizations. Spamming newsgroups can reasonably be compared to urinating in a public pool. When they are caught, we would hear stuff like:

"Uh-- I didn't know I wasn't supposed to piss in the pool. After all, its full of water -- just like my toilet at home."

"It's a really large pool."

"No one will really care."

"I'm sure there are some people here who really WANT to swim in my piss."

"After all, this is a free pool; I can piss here if I want to."

"It's too much trouble to get up and walk all the way to the bathroom."

"How DARE they get upset over a few ounces of my piss!"

"If they don't want to swim in my piss, they should never use the pool!"

"I had to buy my bathing suit, so pissing in this pool IS costing me money! This isn't a free ride for pissers as some of you claim!"

"It is anti-American to restrict freedom of urination! Will you start censoring #2 after that?!?!?!"

"There are already big guys pissing in the pool. Why are you singling out the little guy? ...No... No, I CAN'T point out a big pisser..."

"I can't AFFORD to piss on anyone in other more expensive facilities..."

"There's no law that says I can't piss in the POOL, Article XXXXX refers to pissing in the STREET."

"I can only piss in the pool 20 times in a 45 day period? That's absurd! That's unacceptible!"

"I would like to apologize for my twin brother, who was caught pissing in the pool yesterday and gave my name. It wasn't me. Honest! I've never been near the place! He's being punished by being sent to live with relatives real far away, so you'll never see _him_ again."

"Yes, I pissed in your pool, but it was an experiment for a biology class I'm taking. Thank you for your cooperation."

"Hi, my name is Jerry Reynolds, and MCI is letting me re-route a large sewer line into your pool. Have a nice swim."

"I have been informed that you have removed my piss from your pool. My legal councel has advised me that what you did is an illegal actionable tort that infringes my civil rights and is in violation of the Sherman Anti-Trust Act, the Mann Act, and the NATO charter. You have acted without due diligence, committed liable and slander and defamed my good name with malice aforethought, and now you will pay. I have a five-figure lawyer budget and a team of private investigators who will find you. Please call my attorneys at the law firm of Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, & McCormick and give them your address so that you may be served and then arrested. Litigiously yours, Tim J Chandler Britto Sledgemore"

"I know I said I would stop pissing in the pool three months ago, but I thought 'the hell with the rest of you'."

"Since they kicked me out for pissing in this end of the pool, I'll piss in the other end of the pool."

"But I need to empty my bladder!"

"Pissing in the pool is easy, I'll show you how."

"THIS REALLY WORKS! Just send $5 to the five people who just pissed on you, piss on at least 200 more people (making sure to tell them to do the same), and within no time you won't even *need* water in the pool. Won't have to heat it either. AND ITS PERFECTLY LEGAL!!!"

"Our new "Stealth Suit" puts another swimmer's name on you so that nobody will know it is you that is pissing in the pool."

"Our market research has indicated that you wanted us to piss in your pool."

"To have the piss in your pool removed, just email your request to piss-off@fakeemailaddress.com"

"Do you have any ticklish people in your pool? That would make me so excited, I could just piss!"

"What we are doing is not pissing. It is an act of bio-filtration that is actually removing harmful chemicals from your pool water each time we do it. If you will just visit our web site at...."

"Well if you stop me pissing from this part of the pool I'll just move to another part of the pool where I have court orders that mean I can piss from there."

"Well I'm not going to piss in the pool until Tuesday January 20th."

"Although my 'repentance' from the practice of pissing in the pool WAS genuine when I made it back in October, I have since reconsidered my position. A lot of what caused my departure from that repentance is very practical. The vast majority of you NEVER give a repentant pisser any credibility, encouragement, etc. anyway. Why attempt to change when a break is never afforded even after evidence of change (50+ days of almost no pissing whatsoever + antipissing efforts in the my own pool) is offered? I have stated that it is my intention to drastically reduce the amount of pissing that I will be doing...and the color of the water over the last few days should indicate this. I have NOT, however, repudiated my pro-pissing position."

"That terrorist anti-pool-piss radical hacked my pisser!!"

"I don't piss in the pool indiscriminately. That piss was *targeted* at you."

"So what if the pool's inundated with piss? It's the rec center's job to handle it because they decided to open up the pool."

"I only piss in the pool; I *NEVER* show anything indecent to your kids in the process."

"What's your problem? You objected to me pissing in the pool, & I had to piss *somewhere*, so of course I came to your place & pissed in your bath."

"Your attempts to stop me from urinating in a public pool are nothing but religious discrimination and a violation of my first amendment rights. What are you, some sort of racist?"

"You don't like my piss in your pool? Then just clean your pool!" ["Just hit delete!"]

"You don't want to clean my piss out of your pool yourself? Then install a filter for your pool. Or wear a wetsuit and aqualung!"

Communication Is Important

I came a cross a website that offers a great service, it has an Official Notice generator that you can fill out then email to another party.

BureauOfCommunication.com has a mission as stated on their website.

Every day, there are millions of thoughts that go unspoken. To promote better understanding of the peoples of the world, the Bureau of Communication is pleased to present a fill-in-the-blank stationery for everyday correspondence. Whether you need to communicate a problem, send an invitation to an event, or simply apologize for a transgression, our easy-to-use forms will ensure that your message is clearly conveyed.

One mission when using this service is simple. Sending hate-mail has never been easier.

Counting Z's

Does Sleep Deprivation Lead To Insanity?
Credit: Jason Rickard
Ezinearticle.com for more sleep depriving madness but informative articles. If that's your thing.
Additional Commentary: Static
Note: I hardly endorse this event or product.

One of the biggest misconceptions about sleep is that it if you go for a couple of days with no sleep, you will end up losing your sanity.

Apparently discoveries were made a few years ago, and this has changed this great misunderstanding about sleep.

A man named Robert McDonald (may be related to Ronald McDonald the clown) holds the world record for having stayed up for almost nineteen days with no sleep. All that was reported was extreme drowsiness, and intense difficulty with concentration. That explains why an occasional car accident has been reported due to the sleep deprived idiot falling asleep behind the wheel. Another person by the name of Randy Gardener went without sleep for eleven days and again extreme drowsiness, and intense difficulty with concentration was reported. Surprising considering he was a narcoleptic.

These cases cleared the biggest misconception about sleep, which was that sleep deprivation leads to insanity. It is clear that sleep deprivation does not lead to you losing your sanity but in fact here is a really surprising fact for you. In a recent study on over one million participants, it was discovered that those who slept less, actually went on to live a longer life. This excludes the extra time gained by sleeping less. It is also reported that these people were most likely using methamphetamines such as crystal meth or smoking crack cocaine. So while "losing" sleep you are also in effect losing your financial stability, your teeth, & of course everyone close to you.

In some cases, lack of sleep was reported as a major problem. For example, many insomniacs experience hallucinations, slow speech, movement, reactions and poor concentration. This however does not confirm that lack of sleep can lead to insanity. No not at all! Hallucinations and other signs of lack of sleep mentioned above are never associated with insanity, are only temporary and can be cured upon a good days sleep. So who said you don't need sleep again?

One astonishing discovery made recently on the aspect of sleep is that a lack of sleep interferes with memory. Memory has a very clear link with sleep. An experiment conducted on individuals who had not gone to sleep for nearly two days showed that their memory retention on identifying individual faces was weak and difficult for the subject. However the subjects were able to distinguish familiar faces from the unfamiliar ones with a positive outcome.

This in some way can be the reason from where, the false theory of insufficient sleep can lead to insanity, may have been derived. Although it goes without saying if you went without sleep for two days you'd likely forget what day it was, show up to work a day late & as a result a dollar short. "You're FIRED!" Let's not forget medical personnel such as interns or doctors who are performing surgical procedures while in these states. "Ooops, I forgot to get the sponge, the hemostat, the saw, and the coffee pot before we sewed the patient up. Nurse?!"

Who said a lack of sleep wasn't detrimental?

Many people today complain from the lack of sleep and blame many of their health problems due to the insufficient sleep. Experts argue that any association between sleep and health problems almost always emerge weak at best and could without difficulty be explained by other causes. So just keep drinking coffee, slamming energy drnks, popping no-doz or diet pills & staying up all night. Before you know it you'll end up on skid row just like this guy!



But at least he's getting some sleep!

Top 5 Reasons I Hate Captcha Verification

Another personal rant that couldn’t be avoided. Image Verification. I hate them to the very core. And they just seem to be everywhere around - Digg, Blogs, Websites, Forums, Registering, etc, etc.

1. Today’s captcha’s appear quite distorted and it takes time for people to really understand what’s written there. They are extremely hard to read (even for a person with nArOml eyesight ffs) and you may have to twist your eyes in all directions to really guess what it is. And, the chances are that in your hurry you may mistake one letter and will be forced to waste more fricken time. Is that squiggly/slashy/blobby thing a letter? A number? Is it a penis? What the fuck is that?! Whoever invented captcha is an asshat!

2. Image verifications are a complete waste of time, 100% waste! How many seconds do we waste trying to not only figure out wtf the captcha image is, unless it's legible you're still wasting seconds of your life that add up and could ultimately be used to multitask elsewhere. Like organizing your vast personal collection of bodily fluids in test tubes - by adding a ladle of fresh mucous to them right now.

3. You. Have. To. Do. It. Every. Freaking. Single. Time. You. Log. In!

4. 90% of the browsers being used support JS for now until users disable it - IE, Fx, Opera, Maxthon, Avant. If you have a script blocker it makes even that much more annoying.

5. More and more bloggers and websites are using this system to protect them from SPAM, and I can’t blame them. Thanks to dickhead spammers and the advent of the spambot, the rules of the internet had to change to try to curb the net clogging jibber jabber these fuck-knuckles spearheaded hand over fist. It can cut down on the spamming a bit. BUT NOT 100%. It also makes users hump through hoops to post legitimate comments on your site. That’s a bad thing. The only thing that ensures really is it's guaranteed to drive away alot of users!

Speaking of jibber jabber... I think Mr. T sums it up. FOOL!




Take heed spammers and for the love of the internet gawds simply...