We're all different, right? I beg to differ. Just take one look around the celebrity landscape and you'll see what I mean. Well praise be - many a celebrity has got a doppelganger! Let's have a look at some of the top contenders for whom may have been separated from whom at birth in some sort of cruel science experiment.
Why they look like they could almost be twins don't they? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Jason Biggs hasn't punched Bob Barker once or twice in his career. Similarly, I also wouldn't be surprised to hear that Adam Sandler had glued his hand to his genitals. Keep your hands where we can see 'em guys.
What can I say here. They are both hideously ugly and are dead ringers for each other (no pun Joey). And I think Howard could use some 'Psychotherapy' in addition to a serious face makeover, he truly has a face meant for radio.
Another pair unequaled in ugliness. Both share the same gap in their front teeth. Maybe David Letterman is their father. And only one hella-ugly mother could give birth to these two and this much ugliness, right? That is why they have to be related.
They are both short and hairy like russian bear. They are also both very rich (ok, overpaid) celebrities. They seem to be united on human rights issues. And I believe they are both from the planet Ork. Totally separated at birth. In fact I think they were conjoined twins, they shared the same ass.
One's a b-movie actress and the other is a fashion model. Also conjoined twins. They shared the same brain and currently share custody of one frontal lobe. 'Nuff said?
These two have fantasy movies in common. They also have hairy hobbit feet. And share a hairy hobbit foot fetish porn site. It's true, look it up. Google, do you use it?!
Zach is like a younger version of Ray, or Ray is just an older version of Zach. Yeah? They both have similar personalities also. Very... bland. Also very dry, like a popcorn fart in the desert.
My gawd. The existence of such exact duplicates has caused the entire universe to come to a halt. Why? How can this be?! Thora is hawt, but Hugh not so much. Makes you wonder if somebody peed or took a huge dump in the gene pool, doesn't it?
Jack and Jacko. I can't tell the difference here. Can someone tell me who is who?
Shrek & Patrick Stewart
I think Shrek looks much more like BB King. However, MyHeritage.com would disagree.
Kung Fu Panda Celebrity Look-alikes
Can't be bothered to name names here. Judge for yourself. But, Po the Panda is one of the laziest animals in all of the Valley of Peace. And his look-alikes probably are too. Except for the Dalai Lama, don't be dissing the Lama.
& the Creature from the Black Lagoon
I'm scared. Seriously, another sequel to Creature From The Black Lagoon could be made with Butler sans makeup and no one would be the wiser.
The resemblance OVERALL in this last one is uncanny isn't it? Thundercats HO!
UPDATE!
Celebrity doppelganger insiders have brought this one to my attention...
Senator and presidential hopeful candidate John McCain & Bugs Bunny nemesis Elmer Fudd
HOLY CWAP! Spitting images of one another. "Shhhhhhhh, be vewwwy, vewwwy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits on Kwapsody, huhuhuhuhuh!"
Click here for Kill the Wabbit song.
The question is should he change his name to John McFudd, Elmer McCain, Elmo McFain or Johmer McCudd? Come up with a few of your own names for him in your comments please.
09/02/09 UPDATE!
Since I was reminded of this post by an Anonymous commenter a couple weeks ago, I remembered a pair of celebrity lookalikes that not only lookalike in real life, BUT the characters they've portrayed in unrelated projects are so alike it's UNCANNY!!!!
Case in point:
Jeff Daniels and his character Harry Dunne, the dog groomer; Lloyd's roommate; quite possibly the dumber half in "Dumb And Dumber"
Dave Coulier and his character Joey Gladstone, the buffoon; the couch surfer; the comic relief; the doofy guy who always tried to talk like Bullwinkle to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen on the TV series "Full House"
And let's not forget this pair of EXACT LOOKALIKES...
WHAT DID I TELL YA...EXACT LOOKALIKES, RIGHT??!!!!
