Exclusive: Want To Steal African Babies and Save the World But Can't Get Started?

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Krapsody.com Reporter Dubious Monk
Inside Madonna

With turmoil in Africa, an economic melt down in the U.S., and two wars raging in the Middle East the question right now on most peoples’ minds is, so how the heck is Madonna’s love life going since she and Guy what's-his-name split up and how's she holding up after her plans to adopt a baby girl from Malawi were thwarted?

We were wondering too, so we dispatched Krapsody.com’s crack correspondent, Dubious Monk, to find out.

Exclusive Video Footage Of Octomom Giving Birth

Have you seen this one yet? With those rumors swirling around that Nadya Suleman is shopping her birth video for a cool $1 million, there was a recent broadcast of this exclusive leaked footage...

Be warned! This is not for the faint of heart, or those easily grossed out by sketch comedy.

Clip from: The Jimmy Kimmel Show


The miracle of birth always amazes me.

Thought For The Day No. Six

Today's story: The Lulzercaust Campaign Trail of Tears.

While doing some investigating on my Google Analytics account I discovered that within our beloved country, I am missing out on some big love. Namely, two states that seem oblivious to the existence of Krapsody. In this day and age the question is how?

Shoot A Leprechaun Day

St. Patty's Day. Parades. Drinking. Leprechauns. Leprechauns make me lol. I still believe the only good leprechaun is a dead leprechaun. Sadly, shooting one will not bring you any lucky charms, but I know it makes me feel better.

I don't know if you're aware of this small fact, but your average urban Leprechaun is a cunning bastard and will take anything that hasn't been nailed down. One year they took my patio furniture. I was rather surprised, because the plastic flamingoes were probably worth more. And contrary to popular belief, if you catch one, you will not get three wishes or a pot of gold. You will only get a kick in the crotch or a pull of the johnson or teat. A most painful and surprising turn of events if you're not ready for it. Take my word for it.

Get Yourself Some Baggies!

Procrasturbating? I know I am.
With spring right around the corner I think many of us have the spring fever, and that's the causation of procrasturbation.

So fap away freaks.

Here's a random funny video to stroke your funny boner to. It's right up there with Picnic Face and their hilarious commercial spoof "Harness the Power of 400 Babies"!