The Adventures of Butt 2000

There are strange things happening in the land of Butt in the Adventures of Butt 2000, if this funny game doesn't annoy you then the music will.

UFO's, Monsters and Little Green Men from Mars

Do you believe we are not alone in the universe?
Referring to the recent UFO sightings that put Stephenville, TX on the map and the figure on Mars photo reports that spurred re-newed interest in that question on the existence of aliens.

My question is why do these aliens often always seem to find the lowest common denominator to appear to? It's like the folks that claim they've seen a "flying saucer" are usually the least credible sources you could find on our planet.

Like these nuts here at StopAlienAbductions.com

IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU

ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."

or David Icke. At the heart of Icke's theories is the view that the world is ruled by a secret group called the "Global Elite" or "Illuminati," which he has linked to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an anti-Semitic hoax. In 1999, he published The Biggest Secret, in which he wrote that the Illuminati are a race of reptilian humanoids from outer space known as "the Babylonian Brotherhood", and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

Well, this theory may explain why Bush is such a snake in the grass and why Kris Kristofferson wrote such horrible songs.

Is this the media's way of making the idea seem ludicrous or is it the alien's way of ensuring that no one believes in them? After all alot of abductees claim amongst other things, but most notably, they were anal-probed. Hmmm, if this is true, then why do they travel all that way just to look up some idiot's butt?

Anyway, back to that image on Mars, is it really proof of little green men?

The amazing pictures seem to prove something peeps have suspected for years - there's life on Mars. YES! NASA's Mars Explorer Spirit transmitted several images from the surface of the Red Planet four years ago. One of which having been enlarged, cleaned up, examined and scrutinized by the mentally ill shows an image that resembles a humanoid figure.

See for yourself.



After intense scrutiny, pictures that might be/could be/possibly be (if you squint and are drunk) resemble a living being have finally been found. An amateur astronomer commented: "As far as I'm concerned, this is proof. What else could it be but a human-like creature?"

It could be a pile of rocks. Perhaps a large specimen of petrified martian shit left untouched for a millennia. But I think the image bears an uncanny resemblance to something else.



It's sasquatch on Mars! Let's go mess with him.

QVC, Dell and some guy in Dover

Funny vid of this guy who calls QVC about how he loves his Dell computer and why.

Classic quote of the century, "Dell is great for downloading porn."
Randy in Dover, Delaware on his Dell. Downloading porn. Definitely depraved.

News Reporter Chuck Storm Accident Blooper

Once again, I will remind readers that wearing a helmet will not, I repeat NOT, prevent accidents, but may lessen the damage inflicted on private or municipal property.

But Officer, It's Just a Lawn Mower

A New Zealand man has been charged with driving a lawn mower while drunk, police said Tuesday. Richard Gunn, 52, was driving the lawn mower down a street in the northern New Zealand town of Dargaville late Monday evening when police stopped him, police spokeswoman Sarah Kennett said.

Gunn's breath alcohol level was at more than twice the legal limit for drivers, police said, and he previously had lost his driver's license.

Gunn said he has been using the lawn mower to get around town since losing his license.

"I thought I was safe," he told TV One News.

Even bicycles went faster than the lawn mower's 5 mph, he said. "I've watched them go past me."

Gunn was scheduled to appear in court later this week on charges of careless driving, driving while disqualified and driving with excess breath alcohol. He faces a potential prison term if convicted.

Police impounded the lawn mower for 28 days.

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Article Courtesy: The Seattle Times (link here)