Top 10 Instant Message Status Messages


1. I'm out like a dyslexic in a spelling bee.
2. I'm hiding from the police.
3. Unfortunately, I am with my wife. I wish I was still online. I will still check up on things from my iPhone.
4. I'm out like a fat girl playing dodgeball
5. So I have been on all day. Like I care.
6. One.. minute.. let me put .. the lube down.. where's the kleenex?
7. Shower time! If you want to view a live webcam broadcast. Click Here
8. I'm out like a midget in a slam dunk contest..
9. I'm puking! Wanna hold my hair.
10. FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning. So leave me alone!

Thread Bombs / do not want

Owner Of Black Market Kidney Ring Detained


If you've woken up in a tub full of ice with a note explaining that you have to call emergency then you can thank this nut.

In Nepal (AP)- The leader of a black market kidney ring is being sent back to India. Amit Kumar is wanted for removing hundreds of kidneys from poor laborers often at gunpoint.

It is said that Kumar's ring has sold over 500 kidneys to clients from all over the world. Police found Kumar with a waiting list of 49 more individuals.

Kumar's clinics spanned over 5 states, one of which was raided in January. It was discovered that this operation involved four doctors, several hospitals, twenty-four nurses, paramedics and a car laboratory.

After breaking up this clinic in New Delhi, Kumar fled to a top jungle resort in Nepal where he was arrested, and is now being extradited back to India.
More on the story here.





The Adventures of Butt 2000


There are strange things happening in the land of Butt in the Adventures of Butt 2000, if this funny game doesn't annoy you then the music will.


UFO's, Monsters and Little Green Men from Mars


Do you believe we are not alone in the universe?
Referring to the recent UFO sightings that put Stephenville, TX on the map and the figure on Mars photo reports that spurred re-newed interest in that question on the existence of aliens.

My question is why do these aliens often always seem to find the lowest common denominator to appear to? It's like the folks that claim they've seen a "flying saucer" are usually the least credible sources you could find on our planet.

Like these nuts here at StopAlienAbductions.com


IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU
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ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."


or David Icke. At the heart of Icke's theories is the view that the world is ruled by a secret group called the "Global Elite" or "Illuminati," which he has linked to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an anti-Semitic hoax. In 1999, he published The Biggest Secret, in which he wrote that the Illuminati are a race of reptilian humanoids from outer space known as "the Babylonian Brotherhood", and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

Well, this theory may explain why Bush is such a snake in the grass and why Kris Kristofferson wrote such horrible songs.

Is this the media's way of making the idea seem ludicrous or is it the alien's way of ensuring that no one believes in them? After all alot of abductees claim amongst other things, but most notably, they were anal-probed. Hmmm, if this is true, then why do they travel all that way just to look up some idiot's butt?

Anyway, back to that image on Mars, is it really proof of little green men?

The amazing pictures seem to prove something peeps have suspected for years - there's life on Mars. YES! NASA's Mars Explorer Spirit transmitted several images from the surface of the Red Planet four years ago. One of which having been enlarged, cleaned up, examined and scrutinized by the mentally ill shows an image that resembles a humanoid figure.

See for yourself.



After intense scrutiny, pictures that might be/could be/possibly be (if you squint and are drunk) resemble a living being have finally been found. An amateur astronomer commented: "As far as I'm concerned, this is proof. What else could it be but a human-like creature?"

It could be a pile of rocks. Perhaps a large specimen of petrified martian shit left untouched for a millennia. But I think the image bears an uncanny resemblance to something else.



It's sasquatch on Mars! Let's go mess with him.


QVC, Dell and some guy in Dover


Funny vid of this guy who calls QVC about how he loves his Dell computer and why.



Classic quote of the century, "Dell is great for downloading porn."
Randy in Dover, Delaware on his Dell. Downloading porn. Definitely depraved.


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