Separated at birth?

We're all different, right? I beg to differ. Just take one look around the celebrity landscape and you'll see what I mean. Well praise be - many a celebrity has got a doppelganger! Let's have a look at some of the top contenders for whom may have been separated from whom at birth in some sort of cruel science experiment.


Adam Sandler & Jason Biggs

Why they look like they could almost be twins don't they? I wouldn't be a bit surprised if Jason Biggs hasn't punched Bob Barker once or twice in his career. Similarly, I also wouldn't be surprised to hear that Adam Sandler had glued his hand to his genitals. Keep your hands where we can see 'em guys.



Joey Ramone & Howard Stern

What can I say here. They are both hideously ugly and are dead ringers for each other (no pun Joey). And I think Howard could use some 'Psychotherapy' in addition to a serious face makeover, he truly has a face meant for radio.



Dennis Leary & Willem Dafoe

Another pair unequaled in ugliness. Both share the same gap in their front teeth. Maybe David Letterman is their father. And only one hella-ugly mother could give birth to these two and this much ugliness, right? That is why they have to be related.


Bono & Robin Williams

They are both short and hairy like russian bear. They are also both very rich (ok, overpaid) celebrities. They seem to be united on human rights issues. And I believe they are both from the planet Ork. Totally separated at birth. In fact I think they were conjoined twins, they shared the same ass.


Cameron Diaz & Helena Christensen

One's a b-movie actress and the other is a fashion model. Also conjoined twins. They shared the same brain and currently share custody of one frontal lobe. 'Nuff said?


Elijah Wood & Daniel Radcliffe

These two have fantasy movies in common. They also have hairy hobbit feet. And share a hairy hobbit foot fetish porn site. It's true, look it up. Google, do you use it?!


Zach Braff & Ray Romano

Zach is like a younger version of Ray, or Ray is just an older version of Zach. Yeah? They both have similar personalities also. Very... bland. Also very dry, like a popcorn fart in the desert.


Actress Thora Birch and River Cottage's Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

My gawd. The existence of such exact duplicates has caused the entire universe to come to a halt. Why? How can this be?! Thora is hawt, but Hugh not so much. Makes you wonder if somebody peed or took a huge dump in the gene pool, doesn't it?


Jacko & Jack White

Jack and Jacko. I can't tell the difference here. Can someone tell me who is who?


Shrek & Patrick Stewart

I think Shrek looks much more like BB King. However, MyHeritage.com would disagree.


Kung Fu Panda Celebrity Look-alikes

Can't be bothered to name names here. Judge for yourself. But, Po the Panda is one of the laziest animals in all of the Valley of Peace. And his look-alikes probably are too. Except for the Dalai Lama, don't be dissing the Lama.


Washington Wizards forward Caron Butler
& the Creature from the Black Lagoon

I'm scared. Seriously, another sequel to Creature From The Black Lagoon could be made with Butler sans makeup and no one would be the wiser.


Lion-o & Carrot Top

The resemblance OVERALL in this last one is uncanny isn't it? Thundercats HO!


UPDATE!

Celebrity doppelganger insiders have brought this one to my attention...

Senator and presidential hopeful candidate John McCain & Bugs Bunny nemesis Elmer Fudd

HOLY CWAP! Spitting images of one another. "Shhhhhhhh, be vewwwy, vewwwy quiet; I'm hunting wabbits on Kwapsody, huhuhuhuhuh!"

Click here for Kill the Wabbit song.

The question is should he change his name to John McFudd, Elmer McCain, Elmo McFain or Johmer McCudd? Come up with a few of your own names for him in your comments please.

09/02/09 UPDATE!

Since I was reminded of this post by an Anonymous commenter a couple weeks ago, I remembered a pair of celebrity lookalikes that not only lookalike in real life, BUT the characters they've portrayed in unrelated projects are so alike it's UNCANNY!!!!

Case in point:

Jeff Daniels and his character Harry Dunne, the dog groomer; Lloyd's roommate; quite possibly the dumber half in "Dumb And Dumber"



Dave Coulier and his character Joey Gladstone, the buffoon; the couch surfer; the comic relief; the doofy guy who always tried to talk like Bullwinkle to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen on the TV series "Full House"



And let's not forget this pair of EXACT LOOKALIKES...



Donatella Versace and Kermit The Frog


WHAT DID I TELL YA...EXACT LOOKALIKES, RIGHT??!!!!

The Cheese Crusades

Somehow I found myself in the middle of a war on the internet. I'm not quite sure how it happened as I was pleasantly minding my own business. It was a day like any other, only it was the kind of day where the birds were swimming in the ocean and the fish were flying in the sky. So I knew something was amiss.

Ask Static: Part Duh

Static,

Do you really look like that? Is that your hair? My what big eyes you have, are they yours? By the looks of your avatar you seem like you need medication... Well, do you? (etc. etc. ad infinitum)

Since I became a member of the BlogCatalog community, many users at have been asking me if my avatar is truly a picture of me.

Although I can only aspire to be as handsome, as charming, and as enthusiastic looking as that fine fellow is, I cannot take complete credit for it. The image in my avatar is in fact, the one and only, Arsenio Hall. My avatar is from a film clip that he had a brief appearance in which is called 'Amazon Women on the Moon', a 1987 film written by comedy duo Michael Barrie and Jim Mulholland.

If They Were Called...

What if Michael Jacksons songs had "in my pants" added to the end of them?
Well, that's just what Krapsody has answered!

Oh golly, these are BAD (no pun intended)...

P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Just Good Friends in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Another Part Of Me in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Man In The Mirror in my pants [Michael Jackson]
I Just Can't Stop Loving You in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Give In To Me in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Will You Be There in my pants [Michael Jackson]
The Man in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Who Is It in my pants [Michael Jackson]
In The Closet in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Is It Scary in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Scream in my pants [Michael Jackson]
They Don't Care About Us in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Stranger In Moscow in my pants [Michael Jackson]
This Time Around in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Money in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Come Together in my pants [Michael Jackson]
You Are Not Alone in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Childhood in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Tabloid Junkie in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Little Susie in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Whatever Happens in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Heartbreaker in my pants [Michael Jackson]
The Way You Love Me in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Butterflies in my pants [Michael Jackson]
2000 Watts in my pants [Michael Jackson]
One More Chance in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Love Never Felt So Good in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Trouble in my pants [Michael Jackson]
The Lost Children in my pants [Michael Jackson]
Smooth Criminal in my pants [Michael Jackson]

Anyone else notice a pattern in his songs?... creepy, it's almost like they were meant to be titled that way.



In other MJ news;
MJ in an interview last week with Krapsody reporter, Willy Whacker, asked Michael about his scandals and gave us these snippets, "I asked Michael if he still slept with children. Michael sighed wistfully and once again stated he no longer has children sleep in his room. 'However', Michael said, 'that doesn't mean I can't have children sleep with me in the family room, the den, the kitchen, the hallways, the stairs, the entertainment room, and of course....the bathroom! Heeheeehee!' He gleefully giggled, just before his nose fell off."

And in yet more MJ news;
Jacko bought a time machine yesterday and traveled back to 1973 where he cornered a young Michael Jackson and persuaded the boy into giving himself, the King Of Pop a hummer!


"Hum Along And Dance in my pants"

Man, MJ still has alot of explainin' to do.

This Is Friggin' Hilarious

NEWS UPDATE!

Baby Commended After Posting
"How To Make A Teen Fly"
Child Abuse Video On You Tube
- Article & video courtesy of Krapsody



Desoto, Georgia
A 16-year-old Lee County teenager who had been arrested and charged with felony cruelty to a child after posting a video on YouTube, demonstrating how to "Make A Baby Fly", has received sentencing yesterday which was handed down by Judge Judy who stated the teen boy shall be at the mercy of the baby he inflicted mental cruelty and intent to cause physical injury to.

Judge Judy had the final word when it came to her lightening speed sentencing which has led to a whole new media circus revolving around the baby's decision and statement to make his own YouTube video later that afternoon. That entire video is no longer posted on the YouTube website, however the best footage was edited and reposted this morning which shows excerpts of the baby's tutorial on "How To Make A Teen Fly" has been making it's rounds all over the internet, the baby gleefully posted.

In that video, the baby orders the teen to be tarred and feathered then stuffed head first into a cannon with several tons of ripe watermelons at a local circus event hosted by Barnum-Bailey-Ringling-Seigfried & Roy Bros, then launched the poor bastard who barely weighs in at 92 lbs., head over feet, across the tent - landing on a goose down pillow, oh the irony!

Paparazzi reports of the teen afterwards stated he had shat his pants, was crying with a snot bubble popping in and out of one of his nostrils between his sobs, and wondering why he was getting all this publicity. The camera flashes apparently blinded him as he inadvertently walked into a tigers cage amidst all the confusion.

The tigers were instantly curious about the teen boy as they had no experience with any other humans other than their trainer and the select few persons who fed them. Of course one tiger was much too interested and snapped the teens head off his body like it was a grape on a vine.

Warning this is graphic and is only a re-enactment!


"It was terrible," said Lee County Sheriff, Harold Breeden. "I can't believe a tiger could do something like that!"

"I guess he found out it's not so darned funny after the baby and that hungry tiger got through with him," said Sheriff Breeden. "He'll think twice, uhhh maybe three times, next time you know, about how funny it was."

Funeral services will be held at the Desoto city dump on Thursday. Attendance numbers are expected to be few or possibly nonexistent.

It's rumored that the boy behind the camera is still facing the same charges and punishment as his late friend. More to come on this breaking news story.