MorphThing

MorphThing morphs faces: give it two people and it'll combine them, to create a new person with the facial features of both.

You can use faces from hundreds of famous people on their site, or register to upload and morph pictures of your own.

And unlike other morphing software, MorphThing is completely free and online. No download is required! This thing is awesome!

Just see for yourself!

Where you can take these

Lindsay Lohan & Steve Carell




And you get this



A twenty-something year old virgin.

OR

Angelina Jolie & Gollum

This is their love child, YEAH BABY!



PRECIOUS!

Caption This

Here's a group of kids having fun.....?
But what about the one who looks a bit too eager, a psychotic future serial killer?
You decide.

President Bush in his own words

George W. Struggles to bring higher thought to the masses.

There's no place like home for Lindsay Lohan

—well, except maybe for rehab. Horrible at acting and singing, let's
hear it for rehab yah! Every teen starlet needs an outlet and a break
from it all at a great retreat right? Li-Lo, 21, charged with drunk
driving and possessing cocaine enters rehab, is released then re-enters
rehab in an attempt to one up her peers Britney Spears, Paris Hilton
and Nicole Ritchie. Read more about her drunken-coke whore escapades.

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Flying Raccoon

Just because. Everyone wants a flying raccoon...



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WARNING - NEW SCAM

Watch out for this scam. Police are urging visitors to the city center

to be especially vigilant for a new gang operating a slick routine that

is aimed at stealing from unwary persons. They say that the gang usually

comprises four members, one adult and three younger ones.

While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert

their "mark" (or "intended target") with a show of friendliness and fun,

the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to

expertly rifle undetected through his or her pockets and/or purses or

bags for any valuables being carried.

The attached picture taken is from CCTV operating in the inner city

shows the gang in operation.

Aflac!

Fans honor "World's Worst Poet"

The land that gave the world bag pipes, haggis, the kilt and Rob Roy also has the dubious honor of producing the "world's worst poet." Now fans of the hapless William McGonagall are campaigning to put him in the pantheon of Scottish literary greats. See why McGonagall had to learn how to make salsa.

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Bush Beat Boxes

This is pretty funny, & pretty sad as it's indicative of the extent of Bush's talent(s). If only he really could "beat box"...then all would be good in the world. YEAH BOI!

Dave Chappelle: If The Internet Was Real

This is an awesome clip from the Dave Chappelle show.
He wonders what the world would be like if it was like the internet.




I'd say that's the most realistic impression of the internet. What do you think?
Now..I've got to go. I have some Viagra ads/porn/warez/illegal mp3's to download!

See ya when I sees ya!

Dave Chapelle: For What It's Worth Clip

Nasty Accident On Japanese Game Show

Kayutsama Hagasuki breaks fall of ancient tree!
See for yourself...