Top 5 Reasons I Hate Captcha Verification

Another personal rant that couldn’t be avoided. Image Verification. I hate them to the very core. And they just seem to be everywhere around - Digg, Blogs, Websites, Forums, Registering, etc, etc.

1. Today’s captcha’s appear quite distorted and it takes time for people to really understand what’s written there. They are extremely hard to read (even for a person with nArOml eyesight ffs) and you may have to twist your eyes in all directions to really guess what it is. And, the chances are that in your hurry you may mistake one letter and will be forced to waste more fricken time. Is that squiggly/slashy/blobby thing a letter? A number? Is it a penis? What the fuck is that?! Whoever invented captcha is an asshat!

2. Image verifications are a complete waste of time, 100% waste! How many seconds do we waste trying to not only figure out wtf the captcha image is, unless it's legible you're still wasting seconds of your life that add up and could ultimately be used to multitask elsewhere. Like organizing your vast personal collection of bodily fluids in test tubes - by adding a ladle of fresh mucous to them right now.

3. You. Have. To. Do. It. Every. Freaking. Single. Time. You. Log. In!

4. 90% of the browsers being used support JS for now until users disable it - IE, Fx, Opera, Maxthon, Avant. If you have a script blocker it makes even that much more annoying.

5. More and more bloggers and websites are using this system to protect them from SPAM, and I can’t blame them. Thanks to dickhead spammers and the advent of the spambot, the rules of the internet had to change to try to curb the net clogging jibber jabber these fuck-knuckles spearheaded hand over fist. It can cut down on the spamming a bit. BUT NOT 100%. It also makes users hump through hoops to post legitimate comments on your site. That’s a bad thing. The only thing that ensures really is it's guaranteed to drive away alot of users!

Speaking of jibber jabber... I think Mr. T sums it up. FOOL!




Take heed spammers and for the love of the internet gawds simply...

Top 10 Instant Message Status Messages

1. I'm out like a dyslexic in a spelling bee.
2. I'm hiding from the police.
3. Unfortunately, I am with my wife. I wish I was still online. I will still check up on things from my iPhone.
4. I'm out like a fat girl playing dodgeball
5. So I have been on all day. Like I care.
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8. I'm out like a midget in a slam dunk contest..
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10. FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this morning. So leave me alone!

Owner Of Black Market Kidney Ring Detained

If you've woken up in a tub full of ice with a note explaining that you have to call emergency then you can thank this nut.

In Nepal (AP)- The leader of a black market kidney ring is being sent back to India. Amit Kumar is wanted for removing hundreds of kidneys from poor laborers often at gunpoint.

It is said that Kumar's ring has sold over 500 kidneys to clients from all over the world. Police found Kumar with a waiting list of 49 more individuals.

Kumar's clinics spanned over 5 states, one of which was raided in January. It was discovered that this operation involved four doctors, several hospitals, twenty-four nurses, paramedics and a car laboratory.

After breaking up this clinic in New Delhi, Kumar fled to a top jungle resort in Nepal where he was arrested, and is now being extradited back to India.
More on the story here.

The Adventures of Butt 2000

There are strange things happening in the land of Butt in the Adventures of Butt 2000, if this funny game doesn't annoy you then the music will.

UFO's, Monsters and Little Green Men from Mars

Do you believe we are not alone in the universe?
Referring to the recent UFO sightings that put Stephenville, TX on the map and the figure on Mars photo reports that spurred re-newed interest in that question on the existence of aliens.

My question is why do these aliens often always seem to find the lowest common denominator to appear to? It's like the folks that claim they've seen a "flying saucer" are usually the least credible sources you could find on our planet.

Like these nuts here at StopAlienAbductions.com

IF YOU ARE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THE HELMET WILL WORK FOR YOU

ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM KENTUCKY WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET

"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society.

My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."

or David Icke. At the heart of Icke's theories is the view that the world is ruled by a secret group called the "Global Elite" or "Illuminati," which he has linked to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, an anti-Semitic hoax. In 1999, he published The Biggest Secret, in which he wrote that the Illuminati are a race of reptilian humanoids from outer space known as "the Babylonian Brotherhood", and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

Well, this theory may explain why Bush is such a snake in the grass and why Kris Kristofferson wrote such horrible songs.

Is this the media's way of making the idea seem ludicrous or is it the alien's way of ensuring that no one believes in them? After all alot of abductees claim amongst other things, but most notably, they were anal-probed. Hmmm, if this is true, then why do they travel all that way just to look up some idiot's butt?

Anyway, back to that image on Mars, is it really proof of little green men?

The amazing pictures seem to prove something peeps have suspected for years - there's life on Mars. YES! NASA's Mars Explorer Spirit transmitted several images from the surface of the Red Planet four years ago. One of which having been enlarged, cleaned up, examined and scrutinized by the mentally ill shows an image that resembles a humanoid figure.

See for yourself.



After intense scrutiny, pictures that might be/could be/possibly be (if you squint and are drunk) resemble a living being have finally been found. An amateur astronomer commented: "As far as I'm concerned, this is proof. What else could it be but a human-like creature?"

It could be a pile of rocks. Perhaps a large specimen of petrified martian shit left untouched for a millennia. But I think the image bears an uncanny resemblance to something else.



It's sasquatch on Mars! Let's go mess with him.