Summer is finally here. And I have some handy tips compiled in a short list for losing that winter weight fast. Five to be exact - not ten or twenty - that is so 2005. At any rate, after months of being stored under the stairwell, I got out the bike, lubed it up, and checked all the linkages. Gears shifting smoothly, check. Brakes, check. Proper tire pressure, check. I'll take it out for a test spin. Just peddle around a couple miles. No problem. It'll be good exercise.
I carefully carry the bike out through the front door and out onto the porch. I lock up, suit up, and I'm off down the street. I am pedaling away like a 10-year-old with boundless energy. Thrusting my right foot in front of my left as if I am floating on air. Oh, yeah, this is easy. Seven months since I've ridden and I am like a god on wheels.
5 Tips For Losing Weight Fast
—tags: comedy, commentary, Even I can't make this shit up, FAIL, rants, sucks
Weiner Means Winner in Warlock Speak
Come now, your wiener is not that big. |
Thur. June 2, 2011
Weinerville, NY (Krapsody) - Rep. Anthony Weiner is in the hot seat this week over a sexually suggestive photo he allegedly sent to a 21-year old female student in Seattle who is one of his 54,000 followers on Twitter. Weiner has not stated that the crotch in the picture was somebody else’s. So whose could it be? There will be no juvenile dick jokes or double entendres here. Quite frankly, it was mine and here's proof.
—tags: Celebs, commentary, Even I can't make this shit up, internet, news, Photochops, spoofs, strange story
Why The Rapture Failed
And lo, it came to pass that Macho Man Randy Savage did prevent the impending Rapture. Amen.
Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident (5/20/2011 day before Rapture prediction) [Full Story]
—tags: comedy, Even I can't make this shit up, FAIL, God and Win, humor, Institutions of Jocularity, memes, Obscure Moments in Pop Culture History, parodies, satire, spoofs
The Ruptured
LINK Oh, cheer up Harold. We all make mistakes. It's not the end of the world. Further reading amusement: Harold Camping - "World will actually end in October" |
—tags: FAIL, humor, Institutions of Jocularity, internet, news, Obscure Moments in Pop Culture History
In Honor of National Vegetarian Week
—tags: funny pictures, furry critters, God and Win, humor, internet, psycho
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